{"product_id":"gonad-the-ballbarian-tp-preorder","title":"Gonad the Ballbarian Tp — PREORDER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePREORDER: Releases Wednesday, November 18, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e Your copy ships release week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreorder price $15.99 (20% off the $19.99 cover price).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmerican Mythology\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Gonad the Ballbarian, a wandering warrior testicle who travels the magical land of Perineum, as he and his allies, Red Groinya, Battle Kitty, and Wizard Larry, hunt for the legendary Blood Sword! Thrill to the balls-to-the-wall barbarian action as Gonad and crew fight bloody battles against their venereal villain adversaries, Death Wart, Lady Swelling, and The Crimson Patch! It's CONAN THE BARBARIAN meets RICK AND MORTY!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreative team:\u003c\/strong\u003e (W) Jeffrey Burandt (A\/CA) Blake Sims\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow preorders work:\u003c\/strong\u003e every preorder is \u003cstrong\u003e20% off cover price\u003c\/strong\u003e. You are charged at checkout and your order ships the week of release in a rigid mailer. Cancel any time before release for a full refund. Order by \u003cstrong\u003eOctober 26, 2026 (final order cutoff)\u003c\/strong\u003e and your copy is guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"American Mythology","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":46844776742991,"sku":"C5-PO-0926PP1062","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/5678\/2415\/files\/0926PP1062.jpg?v=1789953290","url":"https:\/\/classfivecollectibles.com\/products\/gonad-the-ballbarian-tp-preorder","provider":"Class Five Collectibles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}